TICKLES JOKE OF THE WEEK
Grab Your Funny Bone,
Whatever That Means.....
I wa drivin downna a South Lousianna road mind'n ma own bidness,
and low and behole
I looked ova in da field I wha pass'n......
and ma best friend Tibadeaux wha standing in the middle'o da field !
Jus stan'n,.......... lzz
middle a da day!
I gotta gould mind to go ova' dare an let em have it!
So Boudreaux drives over into the field and pulls up next to Tibadeaux and get's out of the truck and asks,
"Tibadeaux? What ya tink'n jus stand'n out in the middle of da field, in da midlle of da day, .........you supose to be at da plant working?"
Tibadeaux tries to explain to his friend why he's standing out thier,
"Ya kno Boudreaux every since our cousin "Curry" told us he was gonna win dat , What da call it? Norelco Piece Prize"
"Tibadeaux, it's not "Norelco P-i-e-c-e Prize", it's "NOBEL PEACE PRIZE"
but Tibadeaux just Ignores Boudreaux and continues,
Well anyway........I went down to da Libary where da had one of dose Norelco Piece Prize winners names on it, I figured day was sure ta know how to win! So I went in to ask the Libarian how to win one of dem Norelco Piece Prizes, she jus looked at me like she didn't understand English,...............
I embarassed to admit i felt kinda important stumping her like that and all.
but it finally it takes two of dem to figure it out."
Boudreaux's eyebrows go up sarcasticlly, "Really Tib?"
Tib replies"Yeah.............................................. its really pretty easy,
she says that I'd have to be "OUTSTANDING IN MY FIELD!"
So I been out here every since."
By Ashley Bussey inspired by his Louisana Father in Law
McDonough GA
01/06/08